Short Poems
riding my violet vespa!
I ride a violet vespa,i value its velocity,im wary of the tarmacs viscosity,so i can avoid an atrocity,when the sun has superluminosity,i ride a violet vespa !
my new years resulution is 1600 pixels by 1200 pixels!
FARTING SPACEMAN!
There was a farting spaceman
he farted his way to the moon
he planted a flower that soon began to bloom
he had to eat lots of beans to fart his way back home
at least the farting spaceman built the farting space dome!
i planted some bubs last year,im hoping for a bumper crop of low energy consumption light bulbs!
"Kinetic motion" poem from book all materials written by myself
Kinetic motion
its not just a notion
physicists get the gist
its the energy of movement
which is an improvement
in our understanding of the universe
so for now im done
and i hope this poem is liked by everyone!
why was the mathematician naked at the office party?
he couldnt work out what to wear!
spocks' custard poem
Captian kirk loves his work
spock gets flustered when eating custard
doctor mccoy is the real mccoy keep cheering
scotty is not spotty in engineering
uhura has a kiss that will never miss
sulu is brave like the zulu
chekov dropped off to sleep till the computer went beep
the ship went on a trip to follow the blip
so set phasers to stun,have lots of fun,helm ahead warp factor one!
THE TROUBLE WITH TRIBBLES POEM STARTREK #2
THE TROUBLE WITH TRIBBLES IS THEY POSE CERTIAN RIDDLES
TO SOME THEY ARE SUSPISCOUS
TO OTHERS,DELISCOUS
TO MANY FURRYLISCOUS
THEY ARE SO CUTE AND FURRY
BUT DONT FEED THEM IN A HURRY
OR THEY WILL BECOME MATHEMATICAL MULTIPLYING EXPONENTIALLY
THEY WILL OVERRUN EVENTUALLY
THE TROUBLE WITH TRIBBLES IS THEY POSE SOME RIDDLES!
